#1728 - Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis & Mark Normand
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0:00:01Comedians Discuss Antibodies and Controversies
This section features comedians Shane Gillis, Ari Shaffir, and Mark Normand engaging in a humorous conversation about antibodies, vaccines, and controversies. They share anecdotes and jokes about their antibody levels, vaccine efficacy, and societal perceptions. The discussion delves into misconceptions about smoking and COVID-19, immunity dynamics, cancel culture, and audience reactions during performances. Despite the light-hearted tone, they touch on serious topics, highlighting the absurdity of selective outrage and media scrutiny.
0:04:22Challenges in New York City
This section discusses the challenges faced in New York City, including controversies around vaccination mandates leading to strikes in essential services like the NYPD, fire department, and sanitation. Memories of past sanitation strikes causing large piles of garbage in the nineties are recounted, along with the prevalence of rats in the subway system. The conversation delves into a risky subway track incident, strength required for physical feats like muscle-ups, and harrowing videos of individuals pushing physical limits in dangerous situations, sparking adrenaline and fear in viewers.
0:08:17Fatal Failed Parachute Jump
This section recounts a tragic incident where a daredevil attempted a parachute jump but tragically failed. The individual plummeted 187 feet to his death as his parachute failed to deploy, resulting in severe injuries. Despite the unsuccessful attempt, the morbid entertainment of the era is highlighted, reflecting on the audience's fascination with dangerous stunts. The conversation delves into the risks of extreme activities like skydiving, revealing differing perspectives on the exhilaration and fear associated with such endeavors. The narrative also touches on the consequences of failed parachute jumps, including fatal outcomes and miraculous survival stories. Furthermore, the discussion extends to the aftermath of such incidents, exploring themes of mortality, resilience, and the unpredictable nature of life.
0:12:26Parachute Incident and James Bond Talk
This section narrates a conversation about a parachute incident where a man survived after plummeting through a roof into a kitchen in California. The discussion delves into other incidents of people surviving falls from heights, with references to specific cases. The conversation shifts towards a critique of the James Bond character, analyzing how the portrayal of emotions in the character has evolved over time. The dialogues touch on Sean Connery's alleged bar fight incident and speculation on the future casting of the James Bond character with diverse actors.
0:16:17Discussion on the Last Duel Movie and Meta Platforms
This section narrates a conversation about 'The Last Duel' movie, a historical drama directed by Ridley Scott, set in 14th-century France, where trial by combat determines guilt. The discussion highlights the film's production, including renowned actors like Adam Driver and Ben Affleck. The conversation transitions to Meta Platforms, discussing the company's rebranding to Meta and the concept of the metaverse, prompting reflections on creativity, social media algorithms, and the evolving digital landscape.
0:19:48Disturbing Experiments on Beagle Puppies
This section describes the disturbing experiments conducted on beagle puppies where their throats were cut to prevent barking and they were left with sand flies eating them alive. The experimentation, sponsored by the NIH, aimed to observe the effects of sand flies on the puppies, disregarding their suffering and complaints. The graphic images of the puppies in cages evoke a chilling, serial killer-like atmosphere. The choice of beagles, known for their vocal nature, adds to the cruelty of the experiments, prompting questions about why they weren't conducted on less vocal breeds. The conversation shifts humorously to anecdotes about chihuahuas and a comical rumor involving Richard Gere and a gerbil, illustrating the diverse range of topics discussed.
0:23:43Discussion on Skankfest Pre-Show and Fighting Younger Boxers
This section features a conversation about organizing a spite show ahead of Skankfest, involving Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and comedy dynamics. The talk delves into the prospect of fighting young boxers, the concept of comedy in today's culture, and the essence of self-deprecating humor in stand-up performances.
0:27:51Satirical Comedy on Recent Events
This section humorously explores the concept of clapping for different groups and satirizes current events, including the withdrawal from Afghanistan and potential geopolitical strategies. The dialogue navigates through discussions on Trump, comedy, SNL, and sports preferences, showcasing a blend of humor, critical commentary, and personal anecdotes. The banter touches on diverse topics, from iconic venues to adult entertainment, with a mix of irreverent humor and casual camaraderie.
0:32:07Reflections on Cultural Shifts and Controversies
This section delves into a discussion about the cultural shifts and controversies surrounding public figures. The conversation reflects on the evolving societal views towards individuals in the spotlight, citing examples from the entertainment industry. Topics include the public perception of figures like Ellen DeGeneres, the downfall of Cosby, and speculations about mind-reading technology. The dialogue also touches on the risks and consequences of gambling, personal experiences with betting, and humorous anecdotes about financial losses. Additionally, there is mention of environmental activism and community concerns in New York City regarding the fate of East River Park. The discourse navigates through various societal issues, ranging from personal indulgences to broader community interests.
0:35:40Discussion on NYC Parks and Political Figures
This section details a conversation about the state of Avenue D in New York City, comparing its conditions to different letter grades. The discussion touches on the reconstruction of a park after a hurricane and expresses concern over the demolition of an amphitheater and the cutting down of trees. The conversation shifts to criticizing the actions of political figures like Bill de Blasio, discussing their name changes and questionable motives. The chat delves into the power dynamics of mayors and their influence during the pandemic, highlighting the shift in attention towards political matters and the wielding of authority. The dialogue also reflects on the behavior of a New Zealand politician who asserts control at press conferences, illustrating the evolving role and power of public officials in managing crises.
0:39:38Discussion on Jen Psaki and Comedic Banter
This section humorously discusses the character Jen Psaki, with playful banter about kissing her on the mic and comical remarks about her personality and job as Biden's presser. The conversation veers into random topics including redheads, pain thresholds, and an anecdote about a comedian showing a friend a filmed set.
0:43:08Awkward Farting Encounter with a Comedian
This section narrates a humorous but cringeworthy encounter involving farting in the presence of a famous comedian. The storyteller recalls a moment when he accidentally farted on the bed of a well-known comedian during a casual hangout, expecting it to be funny but ending up with disappointment and a sense of embarrassment. The narrative delves into awkward farting incidents in different contexts, including at an offensive lineman camp and during a football team meeting, highlighting the discomfort and hilarity that ensued. The conversation shifts to football players' off-field troubles, mentioning individuals like Ray Rice and Ray Lewis, while discussing comedian Neil Brennan's insightful commentary on football players' behavior outside the game. Despite veering off into various comedic tangents, the storytellers express admiration for Neil Brennan's writing prowess and his distinctive humor, reflecting on the dynamics within the comedy community.
0:46:42Discussion on Comedy and Influence
This section delves into a conversation about comedians and their influence, touching on the respect for comedic talent and the impact of iconic figures like Tony Woods. The discussion highlights the admiration for Woods' smooth and conversational style, recognizing him as a highly underrated comic and a significant influence on renowned comedians like Dave Chappelle. The dialogue also touches on the evolving comedy scene in various cities, including New York City and China, with humorous anecdotes and reflections on societal perceptions. The exchange transitions to a light-hearted banter about cigars and forgetfulness, showcasing a mix of humor and casual interaction.
0:50:40Navigating Names and Pranks
This section humorously discusses the nuances of remembering and using names in social interactions. The conversation delves into playful tactics for recalling names, creating awkward situations to prompt introductions, and joking about Larry David's social life. The banter touches on experiences with stand-up comedy, friendships, and the uncertainties of early comedy careers. The dialogue reminisces about past struggles and the unexpected paths that lead to a comedian's success, reflecting on the journey from challenging beginnings to hopeful aspirations in the world of comedy.
0:54:14Behind the Boston Comedy Scene
This section delves into the vibrant and rugged world of Boston stand-up comedy in the past, where towering figures like DJ Hazard graced the stage. The narrative paints a picture of comedians as robust, towering figures engaged in daring acts of humor and indulgence. The discussion meanders through the allure of cocaine in exchange for performances, juxtaposed with humorous reflections on never having tried it. Conversations extend to past experiences with Molly, secret shows at Helium Comedy Club, and jests about potential debate hosting with political figures. The banter flows effortlessly, touching on industry insights, personal anecdotes, and the camaraderie of comedians, creating a vivid portrait of the comedy community.
0:57:50Discussion on Colorful Language and Controversial Organizations
This section delves into a conversation filled with colorful language touching on sensitive topics. The dialogue explores discussions around taboo organizations and politically incorrect terms, showcasing a mix of humor, shock, and social commentary. It navigates through the mention of controversial groups like NAMBLA and explores the nuances of language and societal norms around terminology like 'colored people' versus 'people of color.' The exchange highlights the complexity of language and the ever-evolving landscape of societal acceptability and political correctness.
1:01:19Discussion on Boxing and Bet
In this section, a conversation takes place discussing boxing, bets, and potential fights. The dialogue includes references to fighters like Shane Carwood and Jason Ellis, a bet of $1,000 on a fight, concerns about head trauma in combat sports, and mentions of drug mishaps involving Fentanyl. The discussion touches on various topics such as fighting styles, fighter characteristics, and the dangers of drug use in the industry.
1:05:10Discussion on Drug Testing and Safety Concerns
This section discusses the need for drug testing due to safety concerns, highlighted by instances like Colin Powell's passing and the risks associated with contaminated drugs. The conversation emphasizes the importance of testing substances for purity and the dangers of substances like Fentanyl, urging for a regulated system to ensure consumer safety. The dialogue underlines the significance of accurate testing to avoid fatalities and the call for accessible testing facilities to prevent harmful drug consumption.
1:09:20Exploring Comedy Dynamics
This section discusses the unique approach to comedy creation, emphasizing the freedom of expression without the constraints of editors or producers. The conversation delves into the contrast between artists' objective to evoke laughter and executives' focus on commercial success. The challenges of balancing creative freedom with financial sustainability are highlighted, with mentions of leveraging platforms like YouTube for exposure and potential revenue. The camaraderie and admiration among comedians like Kyle Dunnigan, Kurt Metzger, and the hilarity of their interactions are also touched upon, showcasing their talents and humor. The dialogue progresses to insights on comedy specials, impressions, and the quirky dynamics of comedic geniuses, culminating in a lighthearted exchange about physical attributes.
1:13:03Discussion on Dick Sizes and Weight Loss
This section humorously discusses various topics including dick sizes, weight loss, and celebrity appearances. The conversation ranges from commenting on an individual's unique physical attributes to discussions on weight gain and loss, including the challenges of excess skin removal post-weight loss. The dialogue also touches on societal perceptions of body image and the impact of weight changes on individuals. Throughout the conversation, there are humorous remarks and observations made about celebrity figures and physical characteristics.
1:16:49Discussion on Parks and Comedy
This section involves a conversation about the defense of a park, with a humorous touch on the topic, intertwined with discussions about comedy, stand-up acts, and the industry. The dialogue features references to Trump, comedy impressions, and the dynamics of the stand-up comedy scene. The exchange revolves around the idea of purchasing the park and potential comedic scenarios involving the park's future, intertwined with humor and banter between the speakers.
1:20:42Conversational Comedy and Peculiar Observations
In this section, a casual and humorous conversation unfolds, touching on various eccentric topics such as memes, Epstein scandal, Bill Gates, and self-assessment of one's flexibility. The dialogue dives into peculiar incidents, personal grooming habits, and the comical notion of trying to suck one's own dick. The banter meanders from discussion on personal hygiene to playful challenges of physical abilities, all interlaced with comedic anecdotes and absurd scenarios, creating a light-hearted and quirky atmosphere throughout the exchange.
1:24:34Discussion on Bizarre Conversations
This section portrays a bizarre and chaotic conversation encompassing various topics from explicit content to reminiscing about strange experiences in Mexico. The speakers delve into shocking experiences, including witnessing a donkey show and discussing the dynamics of the adult entertainment industry. The dialogue meanders through peculiar anecdotes and references to movies with unexpected plot twists, culminating in a humorous yet peculiar exchange exploring unconventional movie endings.
1:28:00Discussion on Movie Characters and Celebrities
This section discusses various topics related to movie characters and celebrities. It touches on iconic movies like Tropic Thunder and praises Tom Cruise's versatility as an actor. The conversation also delves into Matthew McConaughey's fame, personality, and potential political ambitions. Furthermore, it highlights Tom Cruise's dedication to his craft, including performing his own stunts and pushing boundaries. The discussion playfully speculates about celebrity lifestyles, appearances, and transformations, touching on humorous conjectures about Norm Macdonald and Eddie Murphy. It concludes with a lighthearted exchange about body weight and physical prowess between the participants.
1:31:28Discussion on Self-Defense Strategies and Unexpected Scenarios
This section delves into the dynamics of self-defense in various scenarios, particularly focusing on grappling techniques like jujitsu. The conversation reflects on experiences with physical altercations, emphasizing the importance of skill development and awareness in such situations. The dialogue reveals insights into the complexities of combat and the emotional aftermath of confrontations, highlighting the significance of quick responses and self-protection strategies. The speakers share anecdotes of personal encounters, illustrating the unpredictable nature of conflicts and the necessity of being prepared. Overall, the discussion sheds light on the physical and psychological aspects of combat situations, underscoring the value of training and vigilance for effective self-defense.
1:35:15Analysis of Conversational Dynamics
In this conversation segment, the speakers engage in a series of back-and-forth dialogues, showcasing a mix of humor and personal anecdotes. They touch on topics like physical altercations and childhood experiences, discussing the reactions and consequences of such encounters. The exchange also delves into societal issues, referencing political figures and historical events in a lighthearted manner. Throughout the dialogue, there is a blend of casual banter and depth as they explore various subjects, including sports, comedy, and family history. The conversation transitions seamlessly between light-hearted moments and more profound reflections, offering insights into the speakers' personalities and perspectives.
1:39:20The Podcast Discussion
This section features a conversation filled with slang and casual banter among individuals partaking in marijuana use. They discuss the effects of coughing on intensifying the cannabis high and reminisce about past experiences with weed, including using a vaporizer called the volcano. The dialogue meanders through various topics related to drug usage and reminisces about early podcast days, highlighting a laid-back and informal exchange of anecdotes and experiences.
1:42:58Unconventional Weed Smoking Practices
This section delves into unconventional ways of consuming weed, reminiscing about unique methods like 'shotgunning' with a paper towel and sharing experiences of watching people in Vietnam smoke through rifle barrels. The conversation shifts to camaraderie among soldiers during wartime, reflecting on the futility of certain conflicts and questioning the motives behind military interventions. The dialogue veers into darker topics, touching on past political scandals and the complexities of public figures facing accusations. Humor is injected as the speakers navigate sensitive issues, contrasting serious historical events with lighter anecdotes from their own lives.
1:46:50Comedians and Bumping in Stand-up Comedy
This section delves into the culture of stand-up comedy, particularly focusing on the practice of 'bumping' where comedians can take over another's spot. The conversation touches on the dynamics of bumping, earning the right to bump, and the challenges faced by comedians in dealing with unexpected situations and hecklers. Anecdotes about renowned comedians like Norm Macdonald and memorable moments in comedy clubs add a layer of insight into the unique world of stand-up comedy.
1:50:55Conversation about Smoking, Pissing, and Online Safety
This section narrates a humorous conversation about smoking, urinating, and online safety. The individuals discuss a friend's unusual behavior regarding smoking and urination. The dialogue includes anecdotes about peeing in unconventional places, like a Halloween parade, and sharing a bottle of urine as a prank. The conversation shifts to online safety laws, highlighting the UK's proposed legislation on online trolling and psychological harm. The potential implications of holding individuals accountable for online behavior are debated, reflecting on the subjective nature of defining psychological harm. The discussion touches on the balance between protecting against harm and preserving free speech online.
1:54:43The Threat of Subjective Promises and Communication
This section discusses the risk of subjective promises and knowingly false communications, highlighting the potential consequences of expressing offensive or controversial opinions. The conversation touches on the implication of facing legal repercussions for statements deemed harmful or offensive, drawing parallels to the sensitivity around certain topics such as the COVID lab leak theory. The dialogue underscores the notion of free speech limitations and the possibility of government intervention in speech deemed harmful. References to past incidents, including individuals facing legal action for humor or controversial statements, illustrate the concerning trend of censorship and control over expression. The discussion delves into the power dynamics of societal norms and the impact of pushing boundaries, emphasizing the fine line between humor and offense. Additionally, the conversation reflects on historical figures and the differing perceptions of atrocities based on the scale of actions, shedding light on the human tendency to detach from large-scale tragedies. The dialogue concludes with a reflection on the incomprehensible nature of significant numbers and the method of visualizing human losses, drawing a comparison to the capacity of a college football stadium. Overall, the discourse navigates through the complexities of speech, censorship, and societal reactions to controversial expressions.
1:58:49Alaskan Comedy Adventure
This section describes a humorous conversation reminiscing about a comedy special filmed in Alaska. The discussion reflects on the decision to film in Alaska versus a comedy club, highlighting the unique experiences in Anchorage. The dialogue captures the challenges posed by Alaska's extreme weather and wildlife, particularly the overwhelming presence of mosquitoes and the perpetual daylight. Despite the adversities, the comedians portray Alaskans as resilient and resourceful individuals with a distinct culture. The narrative is sprinkled with comedic banter and observations on the unconventional lifestyle in Alaska, showcasing the camaraderie and lighthearted exchanges among the friends.
2:02:13Discussion on Comedians and Impersonations
This section humorously touches on a conversation about comedians, impersonations, and firearms. The dialogue features remarks about standup comedians like Ari Shaffir and discussions on Trump impersonations. The conversation delves into firearm safety, highlighting the importance of gun handling rules. It briefly references a tragic incident and veers into a debate about obesity and BMI charts, challenging traditional perceptions of weight and health metrics. The banter reflects a light-hearted exchange with comedic elements interspersed with random topics and observations.
2:05:55Discussion on Average Weight Discrepancies Over Time
This section delves into a discussion about the changing average weights of men and women over the years, with a comparison between 2021 and 1970. The conversation highlights the evolving dietary habits and lifestyle choices that may have contributed to these weight differences. Additionally, the dialogue explores the use of petrochemical plastics and its impact on health, particularly in relation to developmental issues and reproductive health. The diminishing sperm counts, increased miscarriages, and the intriguing topic of shrinking 'taints' are also brought up. Dr. Shanna Swan's research on the effects of phthalates on human development is discussed, shedding light on the concerning trends in hormonal and sexual health. The comedic banter touches on gender differences in anatomy, societal changes in dietary norms, and even humorously speculates on a future evolution towards a singular bodily orifice like a cloaca. The conversation shifts to a nostalgic appreciation for comedians like Andrew Dice Clay and their unapologetic, timeless comedic styles that have endured despite changing times.
2:10:09Stand-up Comedy and Bombing Stories
This section recounts anecdotes about stand-up comedians and their experiences with bombing on stage. The conversation delves into a meta approach to comedy, where a comedian challenges themselves to go long stretches without making sense, entertaining a small audience. The text highlights a comedian's persistence in maintaining silence and eliciting reactions from the crowd. Various comedians' performances, including memorable bombs and challenging acts to follow, are discussed, showcasing the unpredictable nature of live comedy and the resilience needed to navigate tough audiences.
2:14:22Stand-Up Comedy Performance Reflection
This section delves into a reflection on a stand-up comedy performance early in the speaker's career. The comedian recounts a memorable gig with Jim in the early nineties, emphasizing a pivotal moment on a Saturday night where Jim excelled, setting a high standard for the speaker. The experience of following a phenomenal set led to self-critique and realization of the need for material improvement. The speaker highlights the importance of confidence and readiness in comedy material, learning from bombing moments and being pushed to grow by performing after seasoned comedians. The story reflects on the challenges of different performance settings, from small intimate rooms to larger audiences, and the evolving dynamics of audience connection in stand-up comedy.
2:18:57Discussion on Comedy Club Performances
This section discusses the dynamics of comedy club performances, highlighting the challenges and strategies comedians face when following big acts like Seinfeld or CK. The importance of winning over the crowd from the beginning and the significance of clubs like the Comedy Underground and the Cellar in shaping comedians' careers are emphasized. The educational value of sharing stages with renowned figures like Chappelle and Rock is acknowledged for the development of emerging comics, showcasing the competitive and supportive atmosphere of comedy clubs.
2:22:54Stand-Up Comedians' Conversation on Comedy and Misfits
This section narrates a conversation between stand-up comedians discussing their comedic origins and experiences. They reflect on growing up with comedy clubs, sharing anecdotes about their hometowns and the unique characters they encountered. The discussion touches on the importance of having a comedy scene, the freedom to explore taboo humor, and the diversity of personalities in the comedy world. Through humorous anecdotes and reflections on iconic comedians like Carlin and Pryor, the comedians emphasize the need for authenticity and irreverence in comedy. The conversation highlights the camaraderie and kinship among comedians, portraying comedy as a misfit business that thrives on embracing individuality and pushing boundaries for genuine laughter.
2:27:07Discussion on Stand-up Comedy Criticism and Handling Fame
This section delves into a conversation about stand-up comedy, criticism, and navigating fame. The dialogue touches on the experience of being in the public eye, dealing with online criticism, and the impact of feedback on performers. It emphasizes the importance of self-awareness and resilience in the face of negative comments and reflects on the nature of online interactions. The speakers discuss the challenges of fame and the complexities of handling public scrutiny in the entertainment industry.
2:31:02Speculations on Celebrity Deaths and Public Reactions
This section discusses the intriguing dynamics surrounding celebrity deaths and public responses. It delves into the tendency to critique heroes and the varying emotions evoked by different celebrity passings. The dialogue touches on the sincere reactions towards figures like Chadwick Boseman juxtaposed with the perceived shallowness of some eulogies. The conversation captures the complexities of public grief and the often controversial commentary that follows high-profile deaths, offering insights into the interplay between personal connections with celebrities and societal expectations. The exchange navigates through discussions on individuals like Adam Sandler, Kobe Bryant, and potential future losses of influential figures like Larry David, highlighting the impact of celebrity demises on both personal and collective levels.
2:34:51Comedians and DJing Banter
This section narrates a comedic interaction involving discussion about DJing, humorous videos, and preparing for a show. The conversation includes banter about a DJ mixing music, funny video edits, a comedy show starting soon, teasing about performances, and light-hearted jokes about staying over at a friend's house. The exchanges are filled with light-hearted humor and playful banter among the individuals involved.
2:38:22Discussion on Sleep Apnea and Health
This section delves into a candid conversation about sleep apnea and its impact on health. The dialogue highlights the challenges faced, including snoring, sleep disturbances, and the potential risks associated with the condition. The speakers candidly discuss their own experiences, acknowledging the seriousness of sleep apnea and its implications. Through humorous banter and personal anecdotes, the discussion sheds light on the importance of addressing health concerns such as sleep apnea for overall well-being. The conversation transitions to lighter topics, touching on comedic moments and personal experiences, ultimately showcasing the camaraderie and humor shared among the speakers.
2:41:58Comedic Conversation
This section humorously depicts a conversation among individuals discussing various topics like moving, IVs, farting, Trump, and memes. The dialogue includes jokes about Trump dating, Don Junior, Biden, Russian memes, and the difference between meme humor and stand-up comedy. The banter touches on political humor and the perceptive nature of online content creation, with a blend of wit and sarcasm throughout.
2:46:23Comedic Anecdotes and Observations
This section discusses various humorous anecdotes and observations, including discussions about comedian Schultz, his bold performances in Russia, gun range experiences, considerations about purchasing firearms, and playful banter about politics and public figures. The dialogue captures moments of excitement, humor, and lighthearted musings among the participants, reflecting on diverse topics with a comedic lens.
2:50:11Discussion on Political Satire and Celebrity Influence
This section of the text features a humorous conversation imagining a dialogue between Trump and Biden, touching on various topics such as alleged pants-wetting, drug use accusations, and controversies surrounding the president's son. The discussion also delves into the perception and portrayal of individuals in the public eye, particularly focusing on Hunter Biden's art endeavors and the challenges of being the son of a prominent political figure. The tone is light-hearted and satirical, with references to current events and pop culture personalities like Chet Hanks.
2:54:02Comedic Podcast Banter
This section captures a humorous conversation amongst comedians discussing various topics. Shane starts the banter with some confusion, leading to playful exchanges about being turned on by interviews, children with guns, and potential podcast collaborations. The dialogue includes light-hearted jabs at each other, playful threats, and jokes about urinals, revealing the camaraderie and humor typical of comedian interactions.
2:57:42Discussion on Trapped in the Closet and Vaccination Conversations
This section narrates a conversation revolving around the song 'Trapped in the Closet' and the importance of vaccination. The speakers discuss being vaccinated to travel to America, highlighting the need for vaccination. The dialogue transitions to the song 'Real Talk' and commentary on R. Kelly's controversies. The discussion humorously touches on various topics, intertwining music, jokes, and references to current events, leading to a lighthearted and engaging exchange.
3:02:09Comedians Mark Normand, Shane Gillis, & Ari Shaffir
This section humorously references Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir, three stand-up comedians with online specials available. The text expresses admiration for their work and suggests finding them on social media, hinting at a potential relocation to Texas.